Merry Christmas

  

 

Hi there, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas and hope that you get all that you wish for ...

 

Bah Humbug!  You will love this download although I must warn you about the bad language ... but its the best thing I have seen for months - Ho Ho Ho (only 700 kb - zip file)

Oh remember that original "Elf Bowling Game"?  Well - all you have to do is sign up to this this page,  enter an e-mail address - you will be sent to another page where you can download the game.  Registration can be completed at your leisure (i.e. after downloading and playing the game!)  Please note this game is for adults .... not children.

The Girlies Prayer

Our Marks
Which art with Spencers
Hallowed be thy foodhall
Thy Gucci watch
Thy Kookai bag
In Hermes
As it is in Harrods
Give us each day our Visa Gold
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Next Card
And lead us not into Dorothy Perkins
And deliver us from Topshop
For thine is the Naff Naff, The Cartier and the Versace
For Gaultier and Eternity

 

The Lads Prayer

Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the local.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us.
And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting,
And deliver us from alco-pops,
For mine is the bitter,
the ale and the lager,
Forever and ever ..

 

Have a great Christmas! *Hugs*